Roster of our Grand Prix Drivers, Seasons 1-33
| Title/First/middle name | Surname | Status: Active, Died, Retired, Retired Injured, Season & Race | Origin of name (if known or remembered) |
| Bull | Ameche | Died Mosport, Season 4 | |
| Sal | Ami | Retired after Season 19 | Wordplay |
| Sidney | Australia | Died Zeltweg, Season 12 | Geography |
| Tar | Baby | Retired after Season 7 | Fable |
| Boris | Badenov | Died Brands Hatch, Season 10 | Jay Ward production |
| Otto | Bahn | ACTIVE | Word play |
| Joe | Bananas | Retired injured Spa, Season 7 | Gangster reference |
| Robin | Banks | Retired after Season 27 | Wordplay |
| Bill | Bao | Retired after Season 20 | Geography |
| Rocco | Barbella | Retired after Season 15 | Phil Silvers Show |
| Joe | Bart | Died Spa, Season 4 | |
| Pusher | Benzedrino | Retired after Season 5 | Bored of the Rings |
| Hash | Berry | Died Mosport, Season 8 | Bored of the Rings |
| Mickey | Bitsko | Retired after Season 14 | Mad magazine |
| Joe | Blow | Died Buenos Aires, Season 3 | Just your average guy off the street |
| Red | Bodo | Died East London, Season 7 | Derived from one of our players names |
| Paco | Bormann | Retired after Season 8 | Historical person* |
| Chef | Boyardee | Died | Advertising |
| Babyface | Braunschweiger | Died Monza, Season 5 | Jay Ward production |
| Hans | Brinker | Retired after Season 17 | Car and/or racing |
| Ponsonby | Britt | Retired after Season 11 | Jay Ward production |
| Furd | Burfle | Died Mosport, Season 6 | Laugh-In |
| Curley | Calhoun | Died Monza, Season 5 | Three Stooges |
| Cab | Calloway | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Joe | Cerrito | Died Monza, Season 8 | Car dealer in Los Gatos |
| Chevy | Chase | ACTIVE | Car/Saturday Night Live |
| Beaver | Cleaver | Retired injured Oporto, Season 9 | Leave it to Beaver |
| Gidney N. | Cloyd | Retired after Season 24 | Jay Ward production |
| Norman | Conquest | Retired after Season 21 | Wordplay |
| Clyde | Cooper | Died Zeltweg, Season 8 | Car and/or racing |
| Igor | Corelli | Died Rheims, Season 9 | |
| Dr. Ignatz | Corelli | Retired Injured Zandvoort, Season 9 | |
| Deuce | Coupe | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Jacques | Cousteau | Retired after Season 17 | Historical person |
| Clyde | Crashcup | ACTIVE (Reserve Driver RRC) | Alvin Show |
| Stu | DeBacquerre | Died Oporto, Season 9 | Car and/or racing |
| Art | Deco | Retired after Season 26 | Wordplay |
| Ray | Diayteur | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Mason | Dixon | Died Zeltweg, Season 5 | Geography |
| Duane | Doberman | Retired injured Brands Hatch, Season 10 | Phil Silvers Show |
| Juan | Dunbar | Died Watkins Glen, Season 7 | El Camino Real (Spanish textbook) |
| Captain E. Eddie | Edwards | Died Oporto, Season 7 | Jay Ward production |
| Joe | Farkle | Retired after Season 6 | Laugh-In |
| Alexi | Farkle | Retired after Season 6 | Laugh-In |
| Guy | Fawkes | Died Mosport, Season 8 | Historical person |
| Denton | Fender | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Manny | Fold | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Dobie | Gillis | Died Jarama, Season 11 | Dobie Gillis Show |
| Hanoi | Gold | Died Rheims, Season 7 | Wordplay |
| Adolph | Gomez | Died Oporto, Season 8 | Historical figure* |
| Sonny Joe | Griesedieck | Died Zeltweg, Season 8 | Advertising |
| Papa Joe | Griesedieck | Died Monza, Season 4 | Advertising |
| Axel | Gries | Retired after Season 27 | Car and/or racing |
| Al | Hambra | Died Mexico City, Season 12 | Geography |
| Eddie | Haskell | Retired Injured Zandvoort, Season 9 | Leave it to Beaver |
| Gerry | Hatrick | ACTIVE | Word play |
| Austin | Healy | Died Zandvoort, Season 11 | Car and/or racing |
| Steve | Henshaw | Died 9th race Season 10 | Phil Silvers Show |
| Ima | Hogg | Died Oporto, Season 6 | Just a funny name |
| Nicholas H. | Janopoporopolus | Retired injured Brands Hatch, Season 7 | Advertising |
| Jimmy | Jenowsky | Retired Injured Zandvoort, Season 8 | Fictional name |
| Mario | Juana | Died | Wordplay |
| Ish | Kabibble | Retired after Season 24 | Historical person |
| Hub | Kapp | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Monty | Karlow | Retired after Season 25 | Car and/or racing |
| Hans | Katzenjammer | Retired Injured Buenos Aires, Season 6 | Comic strip character |
| Fritz | Katzenjammer | Died Buenos Aires, Season 4 | Comic strip character |
| Maynard G. | Krebs | Retired injured Monza, Season 9 | Dobie Gillis Show |
| Harry | Krishna | Died Oporto, Season 9 | Wordplay |
| Larry | LaFong | Died Rheims, Season 4 | Three Stooges |
| Jack | LaLanne | Retired after Season 11 | Celebrity |
| Sweetness N. | Light | Banned after Season 28 | Jay Ward production |
| Ed | Lytz | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Papa | Luigi | Died East London, Season 4 | Advertising |
| Chick | Magnet | Retired after Season 25 | Wordplay |
| Mystery | Man | Retired after Season 7 | Nobody knows!!! |
| Jerry | Mander | Retired after Season 24 | Wordplay |
| Dutch | Masters | Died | Advertising |
| Prince | Matchabelli | Died Brands Hatch, Season 10 | Advertising |
| Baron Otto | Matik | Died Monte Carlo, Season 3 | Jay Ward production |
| C. Shakey | Maxwell | Died Buenos Aires, Season 9 | Jay Ward production |
| Ronald | McDonald | Died Oporto, Season 10 | Advertising |
| Scotty | McMacmac | Died Monte Carlo, Season 7 | Attempt to internationalize the |
| Moe | Mente | Died | Three Stooges |
| Pete | Moss | Retired after Season 19 | Wordplay |
| Red | Mountain | Died Spa, Season 4 | Advertising |
| Alfred E. | Neuman | Retired injured Monte Carlo, Season 11 | Mad magazine |
| Willy | Nilly | Died Zandvoort, Season 13 | Wordplay |
| Bolton | Notlob | Retired Injured Buenos Aires, Season 13 | Monty Python |
| Sherman | Oaks | Died | Jay Ward production |
| Pound | O’Flesh | Retired after Season 6 | Wordplay |
| Harry “Snapper” | Organs | Retired after Season 13 | Monty Python |
| Lee King | Oyl | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Peter | Pan | Retires after Season 14 | Fable |
| Dino | Paparelli | Died Long Beach, Season 12 | Phil Silvers Show |
| Candlestick | Parker | Died Oporto, Season 10 | Jay Ward production |
| Hot | Passion | Died Zandvoort, Season 7 | Wordplay |
| Joe | Pazooka | Died Buenos Aires, Season 3 | Comic character on bubble gum wrappers |
| Butch | Pazooka | Died Buenos Aires, Season 2 | Probably a relative of Joe |
| Cung | Phu | Died Canada Season 12 | Wordplay |
| Lucky | Pierre | Died Rheims, Season 6 | A funny name |
| Al | Pine | Died Watkins Glen, Season 7 | Wordplay |
| Pagan | Pink | Died Monza, Season 4 | Wordplay |
| Amos | Podunk | Retired during Season 8 | Amos & Andy show |
| Andy | Podunk | Died Rheims, Season 1 | Amos & Andy show |
| Jacques | Potte | Retired after Season 18 | Wordplay |
| Ford | Prefect | ACTIVE | Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy |
| Monty | Python | Retired after Season 15 | Monty Python |
| Sky | Rader | Retired after Season 27 | Wordplay |
| Rocky | Rhodes | ACTIVE | Wordplay |
| Ron | Rico | Retired injured East London Season 9 | Puerto Rico rum |
| Nash | Rambler | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Rocky | Rhodes | ACTIVE | Wordplay |
| Rupert | Ritzik | Retired after Season 16 | Phil Silvers Show |
| Tokyo | Rose | Died Zandvoort, Season 8 | Historical person |
| Kamerade | Schultz | Retired during Season 7 | Hogan’s Heroes |
| Ed | Sell | Died Montreal, Season 23 | Car and/or racing |
| Junipero | Serra | Retired Injured Season 13 | Historical person |
| Cam | Shaft | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Rick | Shaw | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Kenji | Shibuya | Died Zandvoort, Season 11 | TV wrestler |
| Digby | Silverman | Retired injured Mosport, Season 8 | |
| Joe | Smith | Died | Just your average guy off the street |
| Russell | Sproutz | Retired injured | Wordplay |
| Stanley | Steamer | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Vic | Tanney | Retired after Season 11 | Advertising |
| Kamikaze | Teubner | Died Oporto, Season 4 | One of the players |
| Justin | Thyme | Retired after Season 20 | Wordplay |
| Rip | Tide | Retired during Season 11 | Wordplay |
| Tim | Tkach | Died Brands Hatch, Season 10 | Neighbor in Los Gatos |
| Manny | Toba | Retired after Season 18 | Geography |
| Moe | Tormount | ACTIVE | Car and/or racing |
| Tal | Van Zant | Died Mosport, Season 5 | Derived from Leonard V.Z. |
| Stuyvesant | Van Zant | Died Rheims, Season 3 | Derived from Leonard V.Z. |
| Leonard | Van Zant | Died East London, Season 2 | Real person chosen from Los Gatos phonebook |
| Cal | Vinism | Retires after Season 14 | Wordplay |
| Wernher | Von Braun | Retired injured | Historical person |
| Baron | Von Klutz | Died Oporto, Season 4 | Probably The Monkees |
| Harry | Von Zell | Retired injured Mosport, Season 10 | Burns & Allen Show |
| Paddy | Waggon | Retired after Season 23 | Car and/or racing |
| Jay | Ward | Died | Jay Ward production |
| Loco | Weed | Retired Injured Buenos Aires, Season 6 | Wordplay |
| Tijuana | Whoopee | Died Brands Hatch, Season 9 | Wordplay |
| Roger | Wilco | ACTIVE | Wordplay |
| Ralph | Williams | Died Zandvoort, Season 7 | Advertising |
| Bud | Wiser | Died East London, Season 9 | Advertising |
| Nitt | Witt | Retired during Season 11 | Wordplay |
| Jan | Yehudi | Died Zeltweg, Season 8 | |
| Pete | Za | Died Monza, Season 4 | Wordplay (of pizza) |
| Irving | Zapata | Died at Brands Hatch, Season 4 | |
| Fielding | Zimmerman | Retired Injured Buenos Aires, Season 13 | Phil Silvers Show |
*Well, sort of. These are references to the Nazis who fled to South America from Germany after WWII. Adolf Hitler and Martin Bormann never made it that far, but if they had …